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Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.
The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022
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jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
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Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024
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Jump-Thrust

A term my friend coined in which you jump when you thrust that cooch, increasing sexual pleasure ten-fold
My friend coined jump-thrusting, and I tried it with my girl.
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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