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Blow-fish Surprise

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
by The Tickeler February 9, 2013
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Ron's Creamy Surprise

Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.
I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."
by Urbman August 12, 2016
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Mushroom Surprise

The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
by Bill45421 May 22, 2006
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snuggie surprise

While doing it snuggie style, the receiving end accidentally drops a "surprise", causing the upper half to scream and cry about shit leaking everywhere. Although the snuggie is warm, the warmth of feces is never warranted; therefore, it is always a "surprise".
Girl: This snuggie makes me feel so warm.. and this position is great! Except for the fact that I have to...

Boy: ...dude, you just shit on my dick!

Girl: Uh.. it must be a snuggie surprise!
by Kervcat G March 12, 2009
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Shia Surprise

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask
"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"
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pink panther surprise

When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.
by Chris Mc. May 18, 2006
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blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.
She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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