Stupid Shock

That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever

Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.

by ebolaids January 14, 2015

Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)

"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"

by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014

dip shocked

When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.

BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.

RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.

by 700-FILL September 21, 2014

Walker Shocker

When a girl stickes her fingers up a guys bum hole

Coffee likes it when he gets the Walker shocker

by Windham maine March 11, 2016

permanant shocker

When everything that happens to you in day to day life is an absolute shocker.

'You've had an absolute shocker' There for the the term permanant shocker or (perma shock)

by Luke Manley March 17, 2016

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

ass shock

Fake asses on strip club bitches.

That go dancing on stage has. A pair of ass shocks

by Blackheart75 June 4, 2016