Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

Snarpy

Something that is not inherently obnoxious but is made so by the person doing it.

"Did you see that person juuling over there, he is so snarpy"
"Mark looks so snarpy with his hipster beard that he can't fully grow"
"Do you like these vintage bell bottom jeans? I'm going for the snarpy look tonight"

by Rinky Mims June 4, 2018

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

by Thaitanic June 4, 2018

Snarfel

Snarfel is a random word some random guy made, it means to cut off peoples weenus and stuff them up their ass, only to grab the tongue of the victim and pull it out, then you must take a sickle and cut their body from crotch to head. the body must stuck together with rice and put on a pole for the dark lords to feast upon.

David "Snarfel"
Laurel"if it is my duty than I must sacrifice myself to the dark lords"
David"*starts snarfeling laurel*"

by Syinyide June 7, 2018

Snarfed

The act of an ass to vacuum up a fabric.

That fat bitchs ass dun snarfed up her thong. She needs new undies.

by Snarfedherupthebutt69 June 21, 2018

Snare

A snare is a fight between two life-long friends, usually about something extremely stupid, that results in the two people not being friends anymore for a couple months. The two people eventually realise how stupid they were being and become friends again. Their friends all hate them for it, but they know that it will happen again, so they ignore it.

Person 1: Makayla and Morgan got into another snare.
Person 2: Again? Oh well, it will just happen again.

by Photographynerd March 3, 2018

Snarkle

Catching the bubbles of farts from a friend in your mouth while swimming under water.

Just ate a burrito so lets play snarkle

by Morinonaka March 11, 2018