smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.

The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.

by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021

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SmartCracker

A white person who hates other white people (crackers)

White guy: FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Black Guy: Thats a SmartCracker right there

by the federal Gov. November 19, 2021

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Sartenazo is an expression used in Argentina, when someone inhales cocaine (hake).

If you want to inhale "hake", you have to say "I want to give me a Sartenazo".
Then you will be "re duro" or "duracell" or "durazno" (high / like a rock).

Boy: Hey, look that guy over there
Boy 2: Wow he looks like he gave himself a Sartenazo recently
Boy: Yeah, he is re durazno

by Gokú November 22, 2021

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Shartenfreude

The joy or happiness gained from witnessing the misfortune of another person's unintended soiling of their underwear whilst breaking wind.

Jeff: "Are farts solid? Because if not, I think I may of just shit myself!"
Phil: "Heh heh! Sounds like you've just touched cloth!"
Jeff: "I can't help but feel that you may be gaining a certain amount of shartenfreude from my unfortunate predicament."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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