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Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
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Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell
by Dis ass super fat May 3, 2024
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patrick hugh thiele

demon in bed can last up to 2 hours. impregnated me with 16 black children un consensually. he has a really nice ass.
patrick hugh thiele is a nigger
by ikidnapdwarfs May 8, 2024
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Patrickmutebi

Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Patricked

To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph
Sean got patricked by his own teammate
by NTTG June 16, 2024
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Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024
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Patrick

Patrick the star
by anonymous September 14, 2024
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