Penis

A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.

"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"

by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022

Penis

𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜.

I just sucked ur dads penis.

by alexxi lexie January 17, 2022

penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

My penis erected when I saw that beautiful woman

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022

PENIS

President of Enterprise and New Innovative Solutions

Terry is quite a good PENIS.

by ÅnGeL January 22, 2022

Penis

Big dick

I have a penis

by Bopoo January 23, 2022

penis

The smallest version of a cock it goes vagina, penis, dick, cock, monster cock, BBC

Oh daddy let me suck your BBC and vagina, and penis, and, dick , and monster cock

by [e-mail] January 24, 2022