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battle pants

Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.
Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."
battle pants by TheMajorAndSacha January 5, 2008

Bring Pants 

A phrase that you say when your little brother has pissed himself at the park.
(on phone)
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants
Bring Pants by Sarah and Morgan December 21, 2008

Saturday Pants 

Another term used that has the same meaning as pajama pants or bottoms.
It was quite nippy so i put on a pair of saturday pants before i went to bed.
Saturday Pants by saturdaypants August 1, 2010

Disaster pants 

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
Disaster pants by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

Door Pants 

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.
While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!
Door Pants by Jlcb December 21, 2018

Poopy Pants McWhorter 

when you run and shit yourself, but don’t notice until you see it