noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

Noodle Swagging

To talk in a voice chat for ages while your microphone is muted.

I was talking to ages and no-one heard me because I was a Noodle Swagging.

by BrotherNoodle January 8, 2022

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

noodling

when you have sexual intercourse with someone while still flaccid/not erect. Noodling

Woman: “god i really want you inside me”
Man: “you got it babycakes”
Woman: “omg are you noodling me?!”
Man: “you got it, baby!”

by Br7dd January 17, 2021

Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.

Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?

by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020