deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

Kitchen Ninja

One who is deft in the kitchen.

"Cumbie is a Kitchen Ninja, he seems to work every station with ease.

by Chris Cumbie January 4, 2009

Ninja-Kick

A quick, unexpected forward action of the foot which makes contact with the upper part of another person's body. It is defined by flexibility, agility, spontaneity, force and effect of impact.

Did you see the fight between Jimmy and Alice?

Yeah man. Fuck. She Ninja-Kicked him in the face.
There was blood everywhere.

by Mich11 February 7, 2009

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

really ninja

The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.

Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja

by phlont1220 March 14, 2015

ninja pic

Taking a photo in public with your cell phone without anyone knowing you just snapped it

My friend's wife was having a drink with another man so I moved closer and got a ninja pic to send him.

by Aub98 May 15, 2016

Ninja pop

To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.

Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?

by MOanDogg1 August 6, 2011