Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.

Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

needyrobloxguy

Worst ODer ever. No one likes him. Has 199 friends and most of them are offline.
Also owns exploits and whoever-knows-how-much-alts.

n00b:"NEEDYROBLOXGUY HACK"

by NeedyRobloxGuy September 26, 2018

needuspeedus

When an art teacher is secretly looking over your shoulder while you are watching porn.

Ms Smith: I needuspeedused someone in my art class today

Another teacher: Ah ew ! What is it with porn in art class !

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

Need For Madness

Just play Tunari's Game or Ryan Albano's Vehicular Epic

This car game is soo dead, Need For Madness is forgotten so badly

by Tunari's brother January 14, 2019

needlestreimer

A man who prefers to stroke long, skinny penises is referred to as a needlestreimer.

John is a fucking needlestreimer. He just loves to stroke my boyfriend's long, skinny cock.

by Jackerzzz May 28, 2019

Needle Fuck

v. Inserting needle to someone’s penis and enjoying it (optional)

- Yo mike how was your day

- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more

by SantaBay July 16, 2019