Daughter-Mom

A very loving, thoughtful, accountable adult-daughter who takes on a very healthy persona of behaving like a mother to her own parents.

Daughter-Mom: Hey Mom let me know when you get home safe, I can’t fall asleep not knowing you’re ok.

Mom: Ok Mom!

by AshCatchEmAll January 22, 2021

Soccer Mom

Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.

Look at this oblivious soccer mom holding up traffic!

by Shumado September 5, 2013

Mom Talk

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.

I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.

by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011

Step Mom

A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.

“My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”

by Loveyoutillforeverandback September 11, 2020

Ur Mom

An Insult

Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)

Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)

Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom

by MagicBroski December 12, 2021

ya mom

ya mom

ya mOm

by the man with the sex October 7, 2021

Facebook mom

A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.

She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.

by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017