midnight akon black

(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black

last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.

by Dick Wu August 14, 2012

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

Midnight Fisherman

A baby that wakes up in the night to be fed.

As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"

by HotPixie March 18, 2008

Midget arm

A Big Dick,
If you have a large dick yo can refer to it as a midget arm

From Dorrough's "Hood Bitch Fetish" : Ima get it goin", Get it goin, so i can go to the spot and hit her with this Midget Arm!

by BLacKSponge March 15, 2010

middle classy

any business, brand or cultural reference point whose target audience is typified by members of the suburban middle class

what an incredibly middle classy mall - look, i can see a GAP, a Talbots and a Nine West store without even turning my head! now i remember why i avoid shopping in suburbia . . .

by rational narcissist March 7, 2010

Midnight essay

An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.

Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"

Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."

by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010

midol suppository

an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.

Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.

by midol man May 18, 2013