Muffsteak

Ho, Bitch, or acting as such. Wussy in nature. To be lesser than or of suitable character in society.

Get your stinky ass socks outta my car you muffsteak.

by Nosy-T Smalls March 11, 2011

Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008

Muffafles

1.) A waffle made from muffin mix. 2.) The most awesome food ever created. 3.) A comparative used to relate one's satisfaction with an object or idea.

1.) I'm having muffafles for breakfast!
2.)"So, what did you think of that film?"
"The only thing better would be muffafles!"

by MisterCrimX August 27, 2009

Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"

1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?

by soulsurvivor_2001 October 19, 2009

Muff Night

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.

Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.

by Dom pville March 18, 2011

Muff Rubber

Some One Who Likes Rubbing Muff I.E Me A Lesbian ...

" Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister

by Gay Of The Day July 17, 2011