LAPDOG

A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.

GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."

by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005

laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

by Mel February 25, 2003

lapytopy

Another way of saying laptop. A laptop is a portable computer.

Where is my lapytopy?
On my lappy, mwuhahaha!

by Amy Louise O'Brien February 4, 2008

LAPDD

1. To be turned in by a friend to the Los Angeles Police Department

I can't believe he LAPDD me, I'm stuck in jail for two years, now!

by Helen Edel August 16, 2008

lapthorn

a fucking awsome last name!

robs last name is Lapthorn......

omfg niceeeee!!

by robocop9000 April 23, 2010

lapglancing

the act of checking your phone for messages and updates while in company. Generally seen as a rude thing to do in polite company.

A: I can't believe Barbara spent the entire meal lapglancing. So rude.

B: Oh, is that why she kept looking down? I thought she was being paranoid about her fly or something.

by ashyle February 22, 2011

Laplante

1) Gracefully adapting to change; acceptance of change.

2) The act of ending civilization using an army of flesh-eating seals.

1) Sometimes life is sad, and hard, and complicated, but at least I can laplante fairly well.

2) Our world has been dominated by laplante, and now I am bleeding out of my stump leg while my friends try to fend off the seals.

by rutleps13 May 15, 2016