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portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
mugGet the portal keymug.

Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.
Man, I'm keyed right now. :)
by MrCush3 December 1, 2016
mugGet the Keyedmug.

Keys

Keys Means its over with or its done for
Lydia* I cant open this jar🙄 its keys idc anymore
Carla*Girl let me help you
by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018
mugGet the Keysmug.

Keys

A hidden meaning of K.Y.S (Kill your self) So you can't get in trouble.
"Oh my gosh, Jacob KEYS!"
"You should go Keys :P"
"MAKAYLA! KEYSS"
by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017
mugGet the Keysmug.

KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead
someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI
by saratonin April 15, 2023
mugGet the KEI SImug.

scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
mugGet the scroll lock keymug.

strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.
She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg
by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019
mugGet the strappin keys to kitesmug.

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