by ploafmaster April 27, 2017
Get the story foodmug. once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
Get the A Storymug. A slang term in the late 1980's, nowadays call it "Netflix and chill"
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.
by Laughingmkay June 28, 2016
Get the Rico storymug. The most extreme way to say "good luck" to someone. Derived from the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.
by nightmarejin December 24, 2023
Get the Finish the storymug. When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
by tractorscum July 27, 2016
Get the Jeopardy Storymug. Tazfi is the first Grandchild of The diamond Family and The Shahir Family. These are the head families of the city. Being the daughter of the Mayor and the president she is quite known and feels used for popularity and money. She's born in Great Britain but she's Bangladeshi both of her parents are citizens of that country. They are both Cadets and Oxford students it's the year 2435 and Bangladesh Has developed more than ever! It's said that the US might be replaced... Bangladesh has taken back the land they owned...(from a war) Now India and BD is one country and its name is preferred to both different people call it differently, Now there is a school in BD for people who are over-privileged so they don't have to suffer, they will fly to Bangladesh next Week what will happen after she gets there?? and what's gonna happen in the week???
OH ITS TAZFI'S TRIP, IT'S SUCH A GREAT BOOK!
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
by queratei December 13, 2021
Get the Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)mug. A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
Get the Alan Storymug.