iPhucked

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.

Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!

by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015

iPad

Apple's revolutionary chopping board.

I'm gonna cook dinner. Can you hand me the iPad?

by adcdefghij September 1, 2016

IPA-ter

One of the outspoken many with disdain, prejudice and hatred towards India Pale Ale (IPA) style beers.

"Every time we go to a brewery you give me crap about ordering an IPA, you're such a hater, but worse and IPA-ter"

by J.R. Slasher August 18, 2016

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

by Drebob35 April 16, 2017

Iphone Drop test

a genius drops a mobile device on the floor, and you will never guess what happens!

wassup guys, techrax here and today I have the new Iphone 6, so we are going to be doing an Iphone Drop Test today!

by JoeWobbler December 8, 2017

iPhone charger

A magical creation made only for people who truly understand the importance of battery life.

Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?

Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.

Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!

by LucyD_atlulutown.weird June 15, 2018

IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018