Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

timmy no hands

A player that has zero skill at the game they're playing.

Player 1: bro, is that a timmy no hands?

Player 2: omg yeah

by JamesFan2020 July 31, 2021

change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006

Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.

"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."

by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013

Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth

"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."

by Orcaheart April 21, 2021

hands to heels

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner

"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary

by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011

Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.

Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic

by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009