hand sanitizer

its like the ambrosia of the gods,oh so rare,that only those of high prestige can obtain

man,that guy has HAND SANITIZER,dam he must be rich

by niggaballsinbasement March 22, 2020

Hand Fanning

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.

Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!

by South Side Shizzy April 27, 2020

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020

Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

Penis

by Big penis man July 24, 2020

No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping

There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama

by m4224r September 16, 2012

Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.

"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."

by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013

Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012