Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

grease & peace

when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.

That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.

by apymbal123 September 24, 2012

greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot February 27, 2014

geazerism

Something an old geazer would say. Especially grandpas.

"I'm so happy I could just shit."
"C'mon Grandpa, stop being such a geazer.."
"Yeah that was such a geazerism."

by a grandchild. March 12, 2014

Grease

Sweet meth a great time passer when your not sleeping...cause your high, or usefull when doing everyday shit in a boring low population area , Yay!

Yo you got that grease. Hook, I got shit to do.

Or

Man you got some grease, I've been fiending all day!

by tweakedMind October 29, 2014

Graze it

Blazing up a blunt

hey dude, you wanna graze it tonight?

by Tripelter February 4, 2015

Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015