Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

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Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

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1 - 10 female Attractiveness Scale

The 1 - 10 female Attractiveness Scale is a scale where you decide how attractive a woman is. So 1 defines "the ugliest/most gross" and 10 "the hottest / most beautiful" .

P1:" Yo, see this girl on the table next to us? What do you think, where's she on the 1 - 10 female Attractiveness Scale?"
P2:" Damn she's hot! Total 10 out of 10!"

by Bella.ca August 28, 2016

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