Skip to main content

Rinky-Dink 

Look! A Rinky-Dink house !
Rinky-Dink by James Doe December 5, 2004

drinks'o'clock 

1. time to start drinking.
2. the time of day when it is acceptable to start drinking.
"What time is it Bob?"
(Bob looks at watch)
"It's drinks'o'clock Steve. Cheers!"
drinks'o'clock by mattanywhere December 20, 2005

bleach drinker 

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.
Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."
bleach drinker by SirClabe August 2, 2010

drinkpression 

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.
Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
drinkpression by nb c lo June 16, 2008

peter dinklage

a dwarf actor who is best known for death at a funeral
he has overcome many obstacles and is very heroic
Shelley: "dayum peter dinklage!"
peter dinklage by andraydray December 25, 2008

barbie drinks 

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!
barbie drinks by Allison January 3, 2005