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Dead Egger 

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.
"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"
Dead Egger by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019
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Dead heading 

Catching flighs on differenct airlines; free riding.
To get free rides around the world by dead heading on scheduled airline flights.
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Dead Zone 

The area in a quesadilla between the edge of the tortilla and the location of the cheese on the inside. Large dead zones are found when someone who is inexperienced prepares a quesadilla and only puts cheese in the middle of the tortilla, incorrectly assuming that the cheese will disperse while melting.
"How was your quesadilla?"
"Not very good, dead zone was huge and it felt like i was eating tree bark."
Dead Zone by MrAnderson7 August 5, 2009

Dead Arm 

To punch someone in the arm very hard causing them to experience much pain. Exessive punching may cause black or purple colored bruises on the arm region. Two(2) dead arms may be given if the person recieving the dead arms flinched when the puncher began to punch the first person. This situation is called "two fer' flinchin'".
Nick gave Chatty a dead arm after he made a stupid joke. Nick gave Chatty a second dead arm after he took Nicks seat. Nick continued giving Chatty dead arms for each time Chatty made a stupid comment resulting in Chatty's badly bruised arm. Chatty is in much pain...ow.
Dead Arm by CheddarBoFetta December 9, 2008

Dead Rabbit Porn 

Dead Rabbit Porn is a type of pornography which contains any sexual nature involving dead rabbits. Dead Rabbit porn is usually famous in the antartica and some parts of wales. Mainly areas near Newport. Dead Rabbit porn was first seen DRP.Net but then later shut down for abuse towards rabbits.
Guy1: Omg Lost4468 said his favourite type of porn was dead rabbit porn

Guy2: so what? i love dead rabbit porn
Dead Rabbit Porn by iLuke July 6, 2010

dead moose 

A person that would seem like they would be great in bed, only to disappoint when the time comes by laying around and being utterly inactive.
Kate: So Rachel, how was Jimmy last night?
Rachel: Oh don't even get me started on that dead moose.
dead moose by skill3t December 20, 2014

dead parrot 

When a guy goes up behind another guy (or girl) that's sitting down and pulls out his dick and gently rests it on the sitting persons shoulder, thus creating a dead parrot.
Mike came up behind Joey and pulled a slick move, he gave him a dead parrot.
dead parrot by Ceeder January 21, 2004