Boston Dishwasher

A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.

Mikey: Don't talk to Tommy, that guy's a Boston Dishwasher.
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag

by JarrodTheLubeBoy November 6, 2019

Sanjaysmoo Disease

Sanjaysmoo Disease is when you're born Vietnamese and are a simp. Sanjaysmoo Disease causes you to climb to the top of trees and scream at the top of your lungs, "All Woman Are Right". It is a rare condition and only 8 people have been diagnosed with this extremely rare and deadly disease. This person is the biggest simp and does things only for pussy, but never gets it. All people with this disease die a virgin, usually at the age of 25.

I think I might have Sanjaysmoo Disease because I have the urge to climb that tree and tell the world that all woman are right

by IHaveSanjaysmooDisease February 24, 2020

despair disease

Despair Disease is a motive introduced in the third chapter of Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. It's an endemic disease that is found on Jabberwock Island. According to Monokuma, there are extremely tiny insects that transmit the disease.In truth, it's a fictional disease that exists only in the Neo World Program's virtual version of the island. "The insects" appear to be just a story made up by Monokuma, who can cure and supposedly inflict the disease in a flash.

“Oh no, I have a disease! walking around in your Neighborhood, spreading all my flees. Everybody like ‘what you got?’ And I’m like.... despair disease!”

by Yeetus or get yeetus April 9, 2020

corner disease

Corner disease is a disease where you Ejaculate before touching it. It’s a very rare disease. Only 1 in a million have it. The first person to be diagnosed with corner disease was karrar angelov.

Hi karrar what are you doing?

Karrar: I’m having a corner disease attack.

by tedz123 August 17, 2020

Dirty Disco Ball

Throwing glitter on someone's face immediately after you cum on it.

"Is it even a successful Gangbang if it doesn't end with a Dirty Disco Ball?"

by Fuchs Funny September 2, 2020

Moopuns disease

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

by shelbsy April 14, 2021

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021