Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie December 15, 2008

gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

by Suck My Ass Queer November 22, 2014

rice cracker

An person of Asian descent that rejects their culture and acts like they're from suburbia.

Dude, Frank was hoping that chick was gonna be a geisha, but she ended up just being a rice cracker.

by HulkingFist August 24, 2016

Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.

Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.

by IMR1fley April 3, 2019

Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you

I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Sodium Cracker

A word used in similar use to nigga, but for white people.

White dude: what's up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: wut up my sodium cracker
White dude: DA FUCK MAN YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT UR NOT WHITE!

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019

Sodium Cracker

The white version of nigga that you cant say unless yours albino.

Albino: what is up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: ayyy sodium cracke-
Albino: YOU CANT SAY THAT THATS RACIST

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019