coffee

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina July 27, 2008

coffee table

a chicks ass booty

god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.

by clown buzon February 13, 2005

Coffee Black

The FIRST person to ever throw down an alley oop dished by none other than the greatest player, owner, manager, coach, entrepreneur of all time; Mr. Jackie Moon. His revolutionary play allowed the Flint Michigan Tropics to win the first, last, and most astounding game ever played that was deemed The Flint Michigan Mega Bowl.

Coffee Black is an afro on top, converse on bottom, and pure amazing in between.

by Beyond the East August 9, 2013

Coffee Kid

When a African American and a Caucasion person have sex and their offspring is half black and half white.

Jeromine Iginla is a fucking coffee ass fucker

NUCKS' RULE!

by Snik April 13, 2004

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

Cup of Coffee

The thing that Homsar was
raised by.

Duaaauoa! I was raised by a cup
of coffee!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Coffee Beans

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.

by F.I.Y.M July 28, 2009