Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
by Gray Matter January 16, 2023
mugGet the Cook my ballsmug.
When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
mugGet the Cooking the hamburger over the hotdogmug.

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 17, 2019
mugGet the Cooked the Cougarmug.

Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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your local dj cook hater

an annoying ass 9 year old girl who is a hater of dj cook. she goes by many aliases such as; devin, lily, and of course, your local dj cook hater.

she is referred to by dj as “my first girl hater”
eventually she admitted to hating on dj as a joke, but apparently lied since shes still hating on him
she even made a video saying that saying the n word is not racist which was fucking insane
dj is a great youtuber and she is just another one of those dj cook little kid haters
person: ugh i hate how that little girl is hating on dj cook >:(
person 2: ikr shes super fricking annoying
person 3: i hate your local dj cook hater
by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023
mugGet the your local dj cook hatermug.

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke
These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke
by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025
mugGet the Cooked on cokemug.

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