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Boner Paradox

The Boner Paradox is a self-fulfilling cycle in which the fear or stress of not being able to get or maintain an erection causes enough anxiety that it actually prevents you from getting or maintaining an erection — thereby confirming the original fear and trapping you in the loop.
"After striking out the last two times, Jake got so nervous that he fell straight into the Boner Paradox — the harder he tried to relax and get hard, the more stressed he became, and the softer he stayed."
Boner Paradox by Guagzila May 31, 2026
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Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.
Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.
Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!
Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

food boner 

An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
food boner by ThatOneFoxGuy November 27, 2013

Shit boner 

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018