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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Ass blast

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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
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Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid
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Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty
Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
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digger blast

Using the teeth on a digger bucket to get a girl off by putting the teeth in her pussy and moving the digger arm back and toward in a thrusting motion.
Girl 'wanna fuck'

Dude 'I'm working with the JCB right now mabie later'

Girl 'just digger blast me, im horny AF'
by Forestdude1290 November 21, 2020
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Blasted

He was talked about so much he cant take anymore ne has been blasted
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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