Sodium Cracker

The white version of nigga that you cant say unless yours albino.

Albino: what is up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: ayyy sodium cracke-
Albino: YOU CANT SAY THAT THATS RACIST

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019

mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie December 15, 2008

Cracker mutt

White people who claim several white nationalities

Scott has German, French, Scottish, and Irish ansestors making him a cracker mutt

by Cryptic Plague June 22, 2018

Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.

Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.

by IMR1fley April 3, 2019

Cracker Barrel

Chain of restaurants were e-beefs can be settled or an amicable cup of coffee.

OP challenged me to a fight so I offered to Cracker Barrel him.

by Bjv995 December 12, 2018

Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.

1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.

by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023