Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty
by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018
Get the crusty ass pubesmug. Abbr: HAT
Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.
HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.
One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.
HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.
One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Guy 1: “Man, I just met this great chick, she’s a real country girl”
Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”
Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”
Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”
Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”
by ThotPatrol99 December 27, 2017
Get the hick ass thotmug. A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
Get the Lazy-ass fuckmug. Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
by Mothtofi September 1, 2023
Get the ass eating cannibalmug. by The real spud January 14, 2018
Get the jamaican ass cookiemug. It is when something is better then pimp, better then spectacular, and better then badass, so you combine them together, and you get pimp-ass-tacular
by Lunchbox Joe September 1, 2009
Get the pimp-ass-tacularmug. When you haven't done laundry in weeks, and the only underwear you left have to wear are back-of-the-drawer obnoxiously patterned/colored underwear that was likely purchased in your prepubescent years. When you sport such underwear, you at this time have what is known as a "lucky charm ass".
Her outfit is stunning, and it was pretty appalling when she bent over and I saw she had neon green unicorn underwear, a lucky charm ass if i'd ever seen one.
My one deal breaker is if the girl I'm hooking up with has a lucky charm ass. I want to feel like she's my age, not 12.
My one deal breaker is if the girl I'm hooking up with has a lucky charm ass. I want to feel like she's my age, not 12.
by sonicsbarefeet August 1, 2017
Get the lucky charm assmug.