Salad

Marijuana. Good Marijuana

Hey man, I just sat down with a bowl O'Salad, come on over!

by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005

Armenian Salad

The sexual fetish of cutting off your or her pubic hairs, putting them on one of her nipples, then ejaculating on it. Then the woman eats it off her own nipples.

My girlfriend has a stomachache today, because last night i gave her an Armenian Salad.

by PRAZO50 March 13, 2009

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Poon Salad

A womans vagin that is infected with some sort of discoloring disease such as gangreen.

Damn, I hope you didnt fuck that bitch, you know she got a nasty case of poon salad

by doctor salad February 5, 2010

Man-salad

A tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken glass, scorpions, and razor blades. Special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.

When I get home from the construction site, I always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

Hey man, watcha ordering? Double Tripler Burger-master?
Naah man, I'm being healthy and having a man-salad!

by Polursine October 3, 2010

Puna Salad

The imaginary order that comes from someone who is to afraid to do something.

Dude! Do you smell puna salad? Yea I think its coming from that guy, he doesnt dare to hit the jump. Grunch, Taint, Titty Balls, Nut Sweat.

by Codizle February 24, 2009

Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

by jackithepi December 20, 2015