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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
Magic Carpet Ride by eda-skip October 16, 2022
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Cuban Boat Ride 

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'

John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'

mexican sleigh ride 

When you are fucking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you cum you grab her tits and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and cum the rest on her tits as it slides down her stomach like snow.
"Dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great."

"Not cool dude."
mexican sleigh ride by z1893 May 18, 2009

Morning ride 

Yellowman: "Just gimme deh morning ride..."
Morning ride by anewbox March 12, 2009

Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast[ the carpet-rider while another [guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
Magic Carpet Ride by eda-skip September 21, 2022

Roman ride 

When someone recieves a blow job while driving. Also known as road blow
The other day I heard that our coworker recieved a roman ride from his secretary.
Roman ride by luna123456789 September 18, 2009

Car-ride Slut 

Someone who never drives anywhere; always has somone else drive because they are either too cheap, too lazy, or just don't want the hassle. Constantly making excuses not to drive while kissing someones ass so they will drive.
Jeff never offers to drive the group to lunch; he always bums a ride from everyone else...he is such a car-ride slut.
Car-ride Slut by gittarkid7 July 10, 2010