Steaming a phattie

Ignoring all current responsibilities to wander off and get high as fuck, then snuggle up in bed

In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.

by Jamesfrancosdog July 30, 2021

Baddie with a phatty

someone who has a gyat. He is my baddie

Person 1: Did you see baddie with a phatty today?
Person 2: Hell yah! His phatty was so phat!

by Baddielovers December 19, 2023

salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024

Pattee

Pattee, also known as Pattee Hewes, is a long time running joke amoung colleges. She was the classic "over-achiever"--earned straight A's in all APs, held high position in countless clubs, and received a perfect score on her SAT. She wanted nothing more than to go to Yale, so she was rarely seen without her Yale garb. She even wore her Yale sweatshirt to other college campuses! Pattee resolved not to apply anywhere else but her top choice, since in her mind, she was a shoe-in. To her shock, she was rejected from Yale due to her "lack of personality" and arrogance in only applying to her top choice. Pattee ended up attending her local community college. It is now common to hear on various college tours "We don't want a Pattee Hewes; we want YOU!!"

Don't be a Pattee Hewes; be YOURSELF!!

by patteelover December 16, 2008

pattern whore

the act of wearing too many patterns at once.

Wow Sally, hearts AND stripes? You're such a pattern whore.

by hippolander January 23, 2009

Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009

Pattispazm

The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson. Sociologically speaking, his proximity to Kristen Stewart seems to compound the effect.

I just saw a pic of Robert Pattinson leaving LAX and could barely contain my Pattispazms.

The crowd erupted in Pattispazms so I couldn't hear Robert Pattinson's red carpet interview.

by filmgirl May 18, 2010