Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 21, 2019

Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 02, 2022

Koopa Troopa Beach

A course in Mario Kart 64

I used the Koopa Troopa Beach shortcut in Mario Kart 64

by Delelelelelemariokart November 13, 2016

beach wallerin

laying in the shallow pools of water on the beach that form when the tide rolls back out

Hey Amber, let's go beach wallerin!

by snilloryesac January 14, 2013

On beach

Used to emphasize the credibility of a statement. This is the highest tier of truth.

You're sitting on the remote, stand up! On beach I'm not.

by teampeeta12 April 10, 2025

The Duke of Long Beach

A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.

The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.

by FMason October 01, 2021

Sex on the beach

A hot sports car in a bright color, like the new Corvette Stingray, spotted by the ocean.

That new red corvette looks like sex on the beach.

by Jamdalu September 30, 2020