by egwepihgwp8ehgh8pgwregwwgg July 1, 2018
Get the ur mom have big gaymug. 1. Paula Cole tune from the late 1990's; not so surprisingly, a big hit with feminists and frustrated single women everywhere. Go figure.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.
'I go do the laundry, while you go have a beer'. Yippy I, Yippy A !
Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.
Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.
by Virgin Suicides July 14, 2017
Get the where have all the cowboys gone ?mug. by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019
Get the You're Gonna Have a Bad Timemug. When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
by reillan January 29, 2006
Get the No thanks, I already have a penguinmug. Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"
Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")
Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")
by Elmer April 7, 2005
Get the Can I have your digits?mug. A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)
by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018
Get the i dont have time for this lancemug. Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020
Get the If it was a snake it would have bit youmug.