Michael Clifford 

second-guitar and vocal in the band 5 Seconds of Summer (more lovingly known as 5SOS). Michael changes his hair color often, leaving every girl's heart to be blown apart and become another piece of shrapnel. see "love of my life" for more.

"Oh my god, Michael Clifford did the thing." "Oh, fuck. I just died inside. Let me go rock back and forth on my bed for three hours." "Okay, have fun with that."

Michael Clifford by jasper carmichael February 18, 2014

Michael Bay

Explosions.

How to best sum up Michael Bay? Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon.

Michael Bay by chrisalice November 16, 2011

Michael Phelps 

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

Michael Phelps by 400M October 26, 2008

Michael Apodaca 

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

Michael Apodaca by ⌘Ψ☊ᶗ☈⍣⋘ ™ December 7, 2017

Michael Jackson Principle 

1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.

The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.

Michael Jackson Principle by SayItAgainAgain December 10, 2012

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.

Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.

Michael Langdon by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson was one of the most gifted performing artists in history. His opus is that of an American original of unsurpassed musical genius and spans songwriting and recording to original choreography, film, iconography, and of course, virtuosity of performance. His creative gifts were so varied and prolific that the world has only lately learned of his additional skill in the studio arts of painting and drawing. In terms of brilliant innovation that defined but was not statically bound to an era, his art’s impact on our culture and the work of other artists makes for an extraordinary story.

Yeah, it’s true: Michael Jackson is all that.

Michael Jackson by ArteFact December 10, 2012