Meat Goblin 

The meat stuck to a grill or left behind on a skillet.

Hold on a minute, let me scrape off these meat goblins from the grill.

Meat Goblin by Iluvbrains March 2, 2009

Meat Clap 

When a male steps out of the shower and his meat claps against his leg.

"Nolan Fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"

"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."

Meat Clap by The Lone Boner September 1, 2009

Meat in a Cup

1. When one gathers red plastic cups in the bedroom to use in sexual acts with funyuns.

2. When one literally eats meat out of a cup. Acceptable meats include: ground beef, turkey jerky, and occasionally tofu.

1. Over chatroulette, Ike asked a group of seven girls if they wanted to partake in meat in a cup that night.

2. Andrea eats her meat from a plate. Lauren prefers meat in a cup.

Meat in a Cup by girls7 July 4, 2010

Meat Up 

Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.

Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!

Meat Up by pj60693 September 25, 2010

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

meat sludge luge expert by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

Meat Beaver 

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

Meat Beaver by sir montavious January 24, 2006

Meat bullet 

Slang for the male ejaculate.

He shot is meat bullet all over her face.

Meat bullet by Baldrin November 17, 2006