May 12 

May 12 is 'National Dave Day'. Dave is the best character in DSAF and today is the day to celebrate it!! 😝😝 You can: draw him, talk about how amazing he is to your friends, and just in general show you appreciation for our beloved davey 💞

"oh my god!! It's may 12 😱😱 I better draw Dave!"

May 12 by Sunnykittii May 12, 2022

May 13th 

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!

YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner

May 13th by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022

May 16 

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

May 16 by machary May 14, 2022

May 15 

National talk trash about your ex day

“It’s may 15!”
“Go talk about __ then!”

May 15 by anonymous May 14, 2022

may 15 

may 15 is ass pic day! your girlfriend is supposed to send an ass pic today

ass pic day! meaning you receive an ass pic on may 15

may 15 by hmm don’t worry May 15, 2022

May 16 

May 16 is the day your gf takes control of your hands meaning ur gf can have u grab anything u want

Your in control of your man’s hands on may 16

May 16 by Grand chef May 15, 2022

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

May 17 by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022