kelli

a disgusting pig who needs to fart every 2 seconds. smells so bad that they need to spray febreez on her every 2 seconds. shes the biggest nerd in the world.

kelli: hi im kelli

bob: ew your stinky.

by marylouhoo November 22, 2011

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
<3

1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008

Kelly Smunt

Similar to the plain smunt this one is much more smelly, and handily could be confused with a genuine girl's name.

As an insult "you Kelly Smunt"
as a description "she had a Kelly Smunt"

by PinkMissy October 4, 2006

R. Kelly

A true king of R&B, but needs to stop messing with little girls. He don't nned to because he's married and has kids. A legend, but needs to stop messing with little girls.

Just see "the tape".

by KYLE FROM USA December 10, 2003

Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008

Kelly-High

The feeling of being on a high after listening to extensive amounts of Kelly Clarkson.

person 1: *singing off key* SINCE U BEEN GONEEEEEEEEE I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!

person 2: You must be on a Kelly-High

by KELLYSTAN March 8, 2009

KelliAbbyAlyssa

the three best broski's in the sack. comes with an all inclusive ass and bodacious bahama mamas and beautiful blonde woman with blue eyes and big brains x100000000. some have bushy pubes, while others fly bald eagle, depends on what day of the week it is. like to do the south african custom of no shave november. has great talent in the bedroom and valleys of stretchmarks on the breast area. has proportional curves and has a nose to poke out your eyes, but she is not jewish if anybody was asking. love the roofies. in spare time, masterbation is a must and then we rock out with our cocks out on band hero. has a mean green gassy machine in the A.M. but is consistant throughout the day

Charlie: Shit! look at that KelliAbbyAlyssa.
Shelia: Kinda looks like a fat jesus but a lot more hairy.

by Josephineyfredrick December 27, 2009