A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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“Bring out the humperdink.”
by Colonel Curtz February 9, 2021
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People tend to use this phrase whenever they cant find a backup excuse to defend themselves.
They like to bring hummy into every of their discussions
They like to bring hummy into every of their discussions
You're problematic, unno why? Because you said the n-word and you're now Asian fishing.
"But hummy" did.....
"But hummy" did.....
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