by Sweetghuy June 16, 2009
Get the use her meatmug. A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011
Get the I Hardly Know Hermug. To place half a stick of butter in a girl's vagina, wait till it gets all melty, then eat her out and suck out all the butter. The the muffin butterer gives the lucky lady a rimjob and spits the butter into her anus, which is used as lubricant for buttery butt sex.
He decided to butter her muffin in home ec. because they ran out of flour and couldn't make cookies.
by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008
Get the Butter her muffinmug. When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.
Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.
Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.
Ted: Fucking right i did!
Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.
Ted: Fucking right i did!
by Retro-Cat August 20, 2016
Get the fucked her brains outmug. A shady way of saying someone didn't exist in your world in your life and you don't like them . They are basic irrelevant
Interviewer: what do you think of Beyoncé
Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her
Interviewer: and what about jlo
Mariah: I don't know her
Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her
Interviewer: and what about jlo
Mariah: I don't know her
by Gabrielle williams July 5, 2016
Get the I don't know hermug. When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave
by Travis and mark November 27, 2018
Get the Bamboozled by her blow holemug. When your tits are so empty and soft that they spill out over your push up bra
Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid
Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid
by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021
Get the her cup runneth overmug.