Hand Badge

A term used by members of groups on the website Facebook. In 2019, Facebook introduces symbols nexts to users name to signify statuses such as Admin, Mod, New Member (Hand Badge), Conversation Starter, Founding Member, Visual Storyteller, Rising Star, and many more. As a popular trend, the new members would come into a group and start drama. This was when groups also referred to as “Tag Groups” started taking off, such as “The Hand Badges are at it again”.

New User ✋: I hate this group I’m leaving!

Old users: “The Hand Badges are at it again”

by Stalkinyourmom1 February 7, 2021

Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.

"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."

by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013

Casino Hands

Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.

"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"

by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018

Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol April 23, 2016

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.

Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006