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To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude, boogered,
Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job.

When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims.

I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.
gooned up by Skeezix May 9, 2006
that feeling you have after good sex
"that sex i had last night was gooed"
gooed by elise and mandii January 3, 2007
When a person wraps their poo in toilet paper and sticks it in the mailbox of another person.
"Dude, someone goosepooed me!"

Goose Poo
Goosepoo by Cazzass October 10, 2009

Gooseberry Bush 

Her Gooseberry bush was overgrown and in need of a trim

goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.
goose noodle by Amber? April 3, 2017

Goose Nip 

A nickname parents use for their YOUNGEST son or daughter. Goose Nip refers to the most feisty and mischievous sibling who has to be fearless to survive because he or she is the smallest. This child will often go into intimidation mode with his or her bigger siblings like a angry goose chasing people at the park.
Everytime there’s trouble he’s always right in the middle of it . He’s such a goose nip!

My little girl is definitely a goose nip with her cousins. She is so bossy I swear she’s gonna grow up with no friends.
Goose Nip by splashmaverick January 31, 2018