pigeon flap

the stretchy wrinkled useless bit of skin on your elbow that looks like its come from a naked chicken.

your pigeon flap isnt very stretchy

by cherryspig July 8, 2016

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

flap

typical racing driver excuse

oh no i had a flap issue

by GChalkers November 20, 2021

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

flap jangling

This is the female equivalent terminology of a dick-swinging competition.

Kate and Emma were flap jangling over who was the better manager.

by Mathilda70 February 22, 2024