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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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Flapped

Euphoric attitude, in between chilling and stoned
Hahahahahah This cart got me flapped.

Wanna come over and get flapped
by Easy piecies June 22, 2020
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Fanny flap

A person who is scared or the flaps of a fanny
I swear Marcus is such a fanny flap
Or
Her fanny flaps looked like a subway ham baguette
by J1._420 July 9, 2020
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Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole
"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"
by GnTMoose July 14, 2020
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Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.
Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.
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Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!
by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020
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