Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

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Dildobrain

The act of being a dildo for a brain.

Having only brain functions as a dildo.

"That guy is a duffering standard for a dildobrain."

by BrightLightBlessed September 17, 2022

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dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

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dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"

by laddrink November 6, 2022

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DildoHead

“A person who such a lame and complete fucktard that is so obsessed with being right in politics that they are like the head of a dildo, always getting fucked from the choices they continue to make.”

“Kenny wants to tell you something; your wrong about everything you’ve ever known and his superior knowledge of our political system is fucking incredible. He also wants have sex with Elon Musk so badly and have little cyborg babies with him so they can take over the world together”

Me: … Wow, what a fucking Dildohead…

by CaptainPorter148801 November 16, 2022

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