reverse cow-snail

A sexual position involving a man in a reclining position who is being ridden by a gastropod, such as a snail, that is facing his feet with the side of its body that contains the cerebral ganglia. The man may either enter via the snail's genital pore (though not necessary due to the snail's asexuality) or he may copulate through the pneumostoma.

Dave ensured that he didn't rupture his snail's dart sack with his kinky gyration by instituting a safeword during a rousing session of reverse cow-snail.

Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.

The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.

by zakhansonfan October 16, 2009

mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

Urban Cow Tipping

When you run up next to a fat person and push them over, then run.

Cory and I are going urban cow tipping around the college

by downhomedixie August 31, 2011

mad cow

v.-- to intimidate without rationale

Sally was mad cowed by some pigs for no reasons at all.

by Kyle January 15, 2004

Milk Dis Cow

A phrase or expression originated and used by a oahu group of delinquents, to instigate a combatant in a altercation.

Bryson yells to Chase "Milk Dis Cow!!"

by MEGA_HAMMAH June 20, 2019

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021