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Stiff Cock

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!
by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014
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Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.
-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.
by isselman2000 September 5, 2009
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Gentile Cock

What every Rabbi's daughter secretly fantasizes about. Gentile cock is the forbidden fruit of Jewish women everywhere, due to its considerably larger dimensions than its Kosher counterpart. See Kosher Cock.
After growing up on an isolated Kibbutz in Israel, Deborah Liebowitz is desperate for some Gentile Cock.
by MohammedEaster June 3, 2009
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ate-a-cock

SALLY: Hey, Sarah, what time are you and Jeff going out for dinner?

SARAH: Ate-a-cock.
by Adam DeFeather August 18, 2006
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Demetre's Cock

Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.
Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock
by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016
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cock monkey

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
by Gregatron September 23, 2003
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